16,153 Minutes of Quarantelevision.

     Since March 24th, the people of my city have been ordered to Stay Home. At the time, I didn’t know what that would mean for the city, or for the people. What I also didn’t know, was that I would end up watching 13 entire television series. THIRTEEN. That’s sixteen thousand, one hundred fifty three minutes of television. That adds up to 11 days. I’ve "Stayed Home" for 80 days, and 11 of them were JUST spent on television. 
     That number only includes the shows I watched from start to finish. It doesn’t include the countless hours of News I've watched, or the all The Office mini marathons I've had (I'm watching The Office right now as I make this post). When I first had the idea for this post I thought it would be fun to write a review for each show, but then I did the math. After counting up the minutes, and realizing I spent 11 days watching television, (3 of those days are JUST Riverdale!!) I realized I’ve wasted A LOT of my time.
​     So, instead of giving you a well thought out review, I’m just going to give you a sentence each. If you’ve seen any of these shows, give me your one sentence review in the comments!

Netflix

American Vandal 
2 Seasons • 8 HOURS & 48 MINUTES 
   SO GOOD. It’s the best mockumentary of the True Crime trend. 
 • 1000/100 would recommend.

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Tiger King
7 Episode • 5 HOURS & 17 MINUTES
  I don’t even need to say it but, yeah, Carole Baskin obviously killed her husband. 
• I, 1000% recommend. (I actually watched it twice, and the After Show, and dozens of youtube videos called, "The Stuff Tiger King Didn't Show You".)

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Community
6 Seasons • 2 DAYS & 13 HOURS
   It was so good for so many seasons, and then it got weird, too weird. 
• If you like 30 Rock, you’ll like community.

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Living With Yourself 
8 Episodes • 3 HOURS & 35 MINUTES 
  I watched this series in one night early into the quarantine, and I hardly remember it. But who doesn’t love Paul Rudd?!
• Yeah, sure, I’d recommend it.

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Riverdale
​4 Seasons • 3 DAYS 
(I hate to admit it, but this is the second time I’ve watched Riverdale. DON'T JUDGE ME!)
   This show is totally nuts, and I’m shocked I could keep up. 
• I recommend if you like trashy teen series. It tops them all.

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Space Force
10 Episodes • 5 HOURS & 24 MINUTES
    It’s always strange to see Steve Carell not as Michael Scott, but he still made me laugh out loud in Space Force. The cast is great and the plot is hilarious. 
• Would recommend if you like comedy.

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100 Humans 
8 Episodes • 4 HOURS & 49 MINUTES
 100 Humans was fun, and sort of educational. It did confirm that women are better than men though, so that was cool.
• Would recommend if you like Buzzfeed articles.

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ESPN

The Last Dance 
10 Episodes • 10 HOURS
   Great, wonderful, inspirational, it made me miss the 90s. But honestly, thank goodness I lived through most of it, because when it comes to jumping around on the timeline, the limit does not exist. 
• Would recommend just on the nostalgia factor alone.

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Nat Geo

The 80s - The Decade That Made Us 
6 Episodes • 6 HOURS
   I’m only adding this one in because I caught the first one playing on TV, and then didn’t get up for another 5 hours to watch the rest. That’s what this blog post is all about, my shameless pursuit to become the first person to have their brain turn into actual mush from watching too much television.  
• Absolutely would recommend. Rob Lowe is so pleasant. 

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Hulu

Scrubs
​9 Seasons • 3 DAYS & 19 HOURS
   Oh, Scrubs. You were SO good for so long, and then it got weird. 
• I recommend the first 6 seasons.

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HBO

Avenue 5 
1 Season - 2 HOURS & 25 MINUTES 
 Gilligan’s Island mixed with Walle. This show made me laugh out loud every episode. I can’t wait for more. IRIS!
• 10/10 would recommend.

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McMillions 
6 Episodes • 6 HOURS
  I’m SO glad there is a show about this, because I had no idea that it had happened. I’m still shook. 
• 10/10 would recommend.

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The Righteous Gemstones
9 Episodes • 5 HOURS & 55 MINUTES
 On top of all the TV I was already watching, I decided to rewatch all 9 episodes of The Righteous Gemstones. That should tell you how good it is. 
• 1000/10 would recommend.

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Entourage 
4 Seasons • 1 Day (I'm only halfway)
  It’s a pop culture staple, right? I’m only halfway through, and I’m not loving it. There is not one person on that show I like except maybe Lloyd
• I can’t decide yet if I would recommend. I have to see the movie first.

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     Before I go, I just wanted to say thank you for reading this post. If you have any recommendations for other good shows, let me know! 
     Please be safe out there and please just do your best for the human race!