  I'm not sure how, but I made it out of the 90's without ever seeing Scream. Since this week is Halloween I thought I would give it a watch and take you along for the ride.
• Don't judge me but, I didn’t know until this year that Drew Barrymore was in this movie. • So is this where the, “Do you like scary movies?” thing originally came from? I only ever saw it parodied! • No joke, I just got a call from an unknown number!!! Maybe I should turn the lights on! • She’s JUST now locking the doors? Amateur move! And stop answering the phone! • Oh no! He got the boyfriend! This was really well thought out! This is my nightmare! • Geez, way to spoil who the killer is in Friday the 13th! • Her parents finding her hanging from the tree gave me a lump in my throat. This is going to be a rollercoaster
• Sidney Prescott looks exactly like the 90's. • Where my Riverdale fans at? I had no idea Jughead's dad was in this movie. He looks good! • Wait! Ugh, why men great till they gotta be great? Stop pressuring her! Her dad was literally just in there.
• Fonzie is the principle?! Fonzie is in this? • They are talking SO calmly about these murders. • Shaggy from the Scooby Doo Movies and Jamie Kennedy (right?) are in this, too? I had no idea. • Oh, yikes Shaggy is kind of a creep and Jamie Kennedy is the classic 90s nerd. He'll get killed first right?  DIMENSION FILMS • The Prescott’s have an amazing house. • Oh no! That’s how her mother died?! That’s terrible! Okay, so we got a serial killer on our hands, noted. • Don’t go to the video store first, Tatum! Pick up Sidney! There’s a killer on the loose! Tom Cruise’s peep can wait! • Okay, here we go, the phone is ringing again. Why doesn't anyone own any blinds or curtains?! • Yup, I'm scared. • Of course, because she mentions horror movies where they run up the stairs instead of out the door, she ends up running up the stairs instead of out the door! Idiot! • She called 911 on her computer? Could you do that in the 90s? Could I do that now? • *Gasps* Billy? • She’s so convinced Billy is the Killer she’s willing to run back through the house? No thanks!
• “Let me ask you this, what are you doing with a cellular telephone, son?” What a time to be alive! • Okay, this detective work is so WEAK! I'm stressed. • That yellow power suit Courtney Cox has on is no good. Oh, and she plays the bad guy? • Tatum just said Billy was destined to have a flaw. A FLAW? He might be a serial KILLER! • Oh no the phone is ringing! So it can't be Billy, right?
• I’m just gonna say it, Sidney shouldn’t have to go to school today. Last night was a lot! • Sidney and Gale’s conversation leaves me with so many questions. If they murders were all linked wouldn't Sidney have seen Cotton in the costume, and not a jacket? • Billy is back at school, too? And is he for real? He may not be a killer, but he’s a real jerk. • Whoa, is Principle Fonzie The Killer? These knife sound effects are freaking me out! • Why are Cheerleaders always so mean in the movies? • SERIOUSLY? The Killer is in the bathroom, too? Or was that a prank? • They canceled school? Isn't that supposed to be the safest place?
• Is this where Courtney Cox and David Arquette met? • It’s not a 90s Movie without a party! What an awful time to throw a party. How insensitive! • “It could be fun” are famous last words! • The janitor is dressed like Freddy Krueger, right? • NOOO! Not Principal Fonzie! I should have never accused him! Once you accuse someone they always end up dying! This one hurt.  DIMENSION FILMS • Lol at the Richard Gere and the gerbil reference. But really, is it true or not? • A video store! *heart eyes emoji” • Shaggy/Stu has little teeth. You can’t trust people with little teeth. That’s actually rule #1. • I’m enjoying the “If this were a scary movie…” bit. (It’s making that scary episode of Boy Meets World make so much more sense to me.) • LIKE NO ONE SEES THE KILLER IN THE GROCERY STORE FOLLOWING SIDNEY?! • The calls came from her dad? Is The Killer her dad? Did I just seal his fate?  DIMENSION FILMS • How embarrassing would it be to get dropped off at a party in a cop car? • Gale Weathers is SCUM. Leave Sidney alone! • Oh no, Tatum is alone. Why does everyone assume it’s Randy playing a prank? Oof The Killer got her! That kill had Final Destination vibes.
• Boo, go home Billy! • Okay, I'm hating the Sidney and Billy stuff (you're better than that, girl), but I'm loving Randy's Horror Film Rules.. • This must be why people like this movie so much. It’s not taking itself too serious, but it’s still pretty scary! • Dewy and Gale, sittin’ in a ditch, K-I-S-S-I-N-G  DIMENSION FILMS • SEE YA NEVER BILLY! • Billy wins for most dramatics death scene. • Jump, Sidney, jump! Run, Sidney, run! • Where's Dewy? Like, you had one job!
• Randy accidentally describing his own almost murder is funny, but also so suspenseful! • No the delay, the delay! Oh my gosh, he killed Kenny! • Gale crashing the van makes me so mad! You ruin everything! • NO, NOT DEWY • Randy vs. Stu! It’s definitely Stu, right? • Billy’s alive?! I don't like this, not one bit! • WAIT. It was Billy??? AND Stu??? - Please actually be lovers! • So many Sharon Stone references? • Okay, at least the dad is sill alive!! • I’m supposed to be laughing at Stu, right? I can't take him serious! • Alright, Sidney turning the tables! But how did she have the time to untie her dad, grab the phone and voice changer, put on the costume, and hide? • They just keep popping back up! When will they die?! • Okay, okay, Gale Weathers is not total scum. After watching the whole movie, I'm left with so many questions I can only hope the next 4 sequels will answer. I hope you all have a safe and fun Halloween! Be sure to go out and vote! 
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