Happy St. Patrick's Day!
I've written some limericks for your enjoyment.
Nothing ruins St. Patty’s day more,
Than when bars have to close their front doors,
Thanks to COVID-19,
I’m alone & drunk on my living room floor.
On March 17th St. Patrick died,
We celebrate him & Irish pride.
A day to get drunk,
Some even blow chunks.
Who cares if it’s not very dignified!
I wanted to marry a fireman,
Instead i married an Irish man,
On me he cheated,
On me he beated,
So I hit him with my mini van.
With Coronavirus in full force,
& social distancing enforced,
I’m home with my wife,
& I swear on my life,
This might just end in divorce.
There was a man named Liam O’Toole,
He was the luckiest boy in school,
I know it’s all luck,
Because he’s one ugly schmuck,
& still has a hot wife & pool.
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