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Little Limericks

3/17/2020

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Happy St. Patrick's Day! 
I've written some limericks for your enjoyment.

Nothing ruins St. Patty’s day more, 
Than when bars have to close their front doors, 
Thanks to COVID-19,
& self-quarantine,
I’m alone & drunk on my living room floor.


​On March 17th St. Patrick died,
We celebrate him & Irish pride.
A day to get drunk,
Some even blow chunks.
Who cares if it’s not very dignified!


​I wanted to marry a fireman,
Instead i married an Irish man, 
On me he cheated, 
On me he beated,
So I hit him with my mini van.


​With Coronavirus in full force,
& social distancing enforced,
I’m home with my wife,
& I swear on my life, 
This might just end in divorce.


There was a man named Liam O’Toole,
He was the luckiest boy in school, 

I know it’s all luck, 
Because he’s one ugly schmuck, 
& still has a hot wife & pool.
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